I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say pull
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and forget why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I Lie Sometimes to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
When i wear make up and do my hair, im fake.
When i speak my mind, im a bitch.
When i wear a tight shirt with a bit of cleavage, im a slut.
When i party&drink, im an alcoholic.
When i hook up, im dutty.
When i talk to my friends ex, im a backstabber.
When i wear old fashion, im out of style.
I might as well become a nun...
But wait, that would be boring